Only one beverage worse than twenty year old lemon

I thought it could get worse, but Japan has just released 'surging eel', a soft drink beverage which contains, yes, you've guessed it - eel. It is marketed as an energy drink. Eel sushi was the only sushi apart from conch shell sperm sushi that I would never take off the sushi bar carousel. Eel is vile.

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